BenMorley
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Offline, last online: Jan 22 2008, 10:16 AM

WITH the Christmas eating and drinking season nearly over, I am ready to make my comeback.
It's purely coincidental that it's coincided with the end of the holiday period and the fact I need to run off a few Quality Streets! (no I'm not on commission for the shameless plug!)
I'm looking forward to getting back training with the lads and getting amongst the banter again, although judging by this blog I won't have much to offer!
I thought I'd end 2007 with a little review of the year, which should embarrass and amuse a few of the lads.
Best dressed player: Me - I looked well dapper on our Xmas night out!
Weirdest moment: Neil "The gaffer" Allison getting drinks poured down his neck in the dentists chair in Baracuda! He's supposed to set a GOOD example as manager!
Lightest drinker: Gary Bradshaw - I don't think I've ever seen our midget striker stay out past midnight!
Most under the thumb: Andy Thompson - I think he only takes it off his head to play matches.
Biggest weasel: Mike Price - He never tires of his own voice and apparantly he used to play for Wales, although he doesn't like to mention it!
Biggest gangster: Antoni Pecora - When speaking to winger Danny Ryan about his luck with the ladies, our keeper gave him some great advice. He said: "If you wants some birds, stick with me - I run this town!" Have you ever heard a worse shout!?! (Can you believe he actually said this!?)
Squarest head in football: Alex Davidson - If Norris McGuerta was still around he'd be down to see if he could get him in the Guiness Book of Records!
Worst haircut: Matty Bloor - The young midfielder's "Flock of Seaguls" barnet has taken over my mantle, although my "nest" is still a very close second!
Biggest clown: Neil Parsley - Our sacked boss would have had us relegated before Xmas if he'd stayed around.


 

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