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Hellenic_Prophet  |  May 25 2008, 18:00 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun May 25 2008 Status: Offline | This forum is drying up at the moment so why not do something different and tell everybody the best jokes etc that you have heard recently. If they are good then maybe we won't have to pay for a comedian at next years dinner. In fact fat and pastey could carry on from where he left off this year on this site with a little help with material gained here. |
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| cyril50 | May 27 2008, 19:58 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Thu Oct 11 2007 Status: Offline | If you are suggesting we should post anecdotes on this forum like; Two second rows decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners, later 4 said to 5 " That was great...................... I wonder how the girls got on!" Then I for one can not condone such a thing. It just cheapens the whole ethos of the medium and reinforces stereotypes. |
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| Gooligan | May 27 2008, 22:39 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sat Apr 12 2008 Status: Offline | Try this on your best mate and get him to track his wife. www.sat-gps-locate.com/ or if this does not work http://www.themobiletracker.com/english/index.html |
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| Hellenic_Prophet | May 27 2008, 22:49 PM |
Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun May 25 2008 Status: Offline | Come on guys get going with the jokes. Squirrel has given his best. Come on thick and pastry you must be able to better the man from your town. Anyway try this! Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." The man says: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep." |
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| Gervais | May 28 2008, 17:16 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun Jan 27 2008 Status: Offline | Hi guys! Just a bit of hot goss.  An old flame got in touch with fatnpastit and suggested they meet up. He was delighted because she used to be a real goer, a Martini girl if ever there was one. Not to shock the poor girl he explained he was no longer had the svelte figure of his youth, she laughed and replied that she had added a few extra pounds............so he told her to f. off!!!  |
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| fatnpastit | May 28 2008, 17:33 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun Feb 3 2008 Status: Offline | HAR -DE- F-ing HAR...laughed so much I nearly woke up. How's about this one... Once there was a rugby forum where it's members talked about RUGBY....not one another, but it failed because members were too busy taking the P out of everyone else now hardly anyone ever visits it. Just passing chaps...carry on.  |
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| cyril50 | May 28 2008, 18:01 PM |
Group: Member Posts: Joined: Thu Oct 11 2007 Status: Offline Last Edit: 28 May 2008, 19:07 | As I said yesterday I agree with the sentiments expressed by the large and ageing chap. This is a rugby forum not for jokes or other sports. Who, for instance, would be interested in a parachutist who flew to 30,000 ft and then refused to jump. The large apendaged instructor told him "jump or I'll stick this where the sun dont shine"...........Did he jump?.....................only when it first went in! Its puerile and offensive. Though I don't think any is directed at any individual F'nP. |
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| fatnpastit | May 28 2008, 18:22 PM |
Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun Feb 3 2008 Status: Offline | Quote: cyril50 Though I don't think any is directed at any individual F'nP. No? Selective reading disorder going around again huh? Quote: In fact fat and pastey could carry on from where he left off this year + Come on thick and pastry you must be able to better the man from your town. + An old flame got in touch with fatnpastit and suggested they meet up I agree it is puerile and offensive ... |
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| cyril50 | May 28 2008, 18:59 PM |
Group: Member Posts: Joined: Thu Oct 11 2007 Status: Offline Last Edit: 28 May 2008, 19:02 | I think you have a persecution complex F'nP. I suspect others chose your nom de plume rather than an actual person eg. I could have said **Chris Taylor and a friend decided to swap partners rather than two second rows decided to...., but of course Chris never had either, nor played in the second row for that matter ( It's OK, Chris has assured me on many occasions he never reads this rubbish!) or Gervais could have similarly used a "real" individual,** Chris Taylor for instance, or perhaps not, but I hope you get my point. If not change your soubriquet With apologies to anyone called Chris Taylor **All names have been changed to protect the innocent |
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| Waterboy | May 29 2008, 13:03 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Mon Mar 24 2008 Status: Offline | Who is this unknown with a complex. A person who does not exist in reality surely cannot complain that they are being singled out for persecution. Sorry flat and softy can't agree with you this time. PATwalks into his bedroom N' sees his wife, PATSY packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, PATSYwalks into the bedroom N' sees her husband PAT packing his suitcase. She asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year". |
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| fatnpastit | May 29 2008, 15:38 PM |
Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun Feb 3 2008 Status: Offline | Quote: Waterboy at May 29 2008, 13:03 PM wrote Who is this unknown with a complex. A person who does not exist in reality surely cannot complain that they are being singled out for persecution. Sorry flat and softy can't agree with you this time. Okey Dokey in true 'If you can't Beat 'em, Join 'em ' fashion... Rugby positions It is very difficult for the casual observer to determine what rugby positions mean. Here is a complete, unbiased look at the different positions: The Pack Eight handsome burly guys whom you'll gladly give your beer and food to, and you'd want to marry your daughter. They are intelligent, elegant, sensitive, and sweet. Truly the ideal men. The Backs Seven guys who will steal your beer while you're not looking, take advantage of your women folk, barnyard animals, and all tubular household objects. Often dine on quiche, brie cheese and wine. Been known to understand the rule of the ESPN Extreme games' rules. Regularly take blow dryers on road trips, wear bikini underpants, and carry STDs (AVOID AT ALL COSTS). PROP Short but stout, these strapping men support the hooker, but no money ever changes hands and the act is never specificaly named. Hooker Often identified by a balding spot atop the head, these vertically challenged but talented men stand between the two props, and secures the ball for his team during scrummages. Second Row These tall powerful men are the driving engines not only the scrum, but of the entire game. They can be found working their magic from deep in the scrum, behind the front row, or lofting high above the line outs pulling balls from the air. The Back Row Usually the most handsome and intelligent, these three men of strength are often considered the renisance men of the rugby field. They not only control the ball, but the entire pitch. Remember, the back row defines the whole team's style of play. Scrum half The point guard of the rugby team the scrumhalf distributes the ball, runs hits, and kicks. Scrum half is only half as handsome and burly as the pack members Flyhalf The first of those back guys, and the first of the offensive chain. Often confused with an insect, may be referred to as the man with "the foot." Centres Another pair of those back guys. Either power runner, or annoying scampering guy usually found in the opposite order, but whose main purpose is to get the ball to ... Wings Ideally the fastest men on the team. Their job is to "score with the ball", but they often confuse it with "get tackled with the ball." Also an excellent snack when smothered in hot sauce and deep fried. Fullback The last line of defence. A back even the pack can appreciate, often viewed as a back row in the larval stage.  |
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| cyril50 | May 29 2008, 17:01 PM |
Group: Member Posts: Joined: Thu Oct 11 2007 Status: Offline | Someone is obviously not amused because all the links for the forum have been removed, it's no longer on the Is news page or on the Is link in the Rugby Union section. Is this deliberate do you think? There is a way to get on, or I wouldn't be writing this, but it will make it impossible for the casual observer, and there are plenty of those judging by the number of viewings. Anyone with any information please let me know where we've gone to. |
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| owyoodoin | May 29 2008, 17:07 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun Nov 25 2007 Status: Offline Last Edit: 29 May 2008, 17:11 | Now then boyos, owyoodoin? You needs to go to the fanzone page and scroll right to the bottom,see, and there we are! Just stopped for a quick cup of tea then back down the allotment, *****in' out again! Seems like p-r-i-c-k isn't allowed. By the way it wasn't a welshman 'oo 'ad that sheep under 'is arm, we never TALK to 'em. |
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| zeusthegod | May 29 2008, 20:43 PM |
 Group: Member Posts: Joined: Sun Jan 13 2008 Status: Offline | Why has the forum gone walkabouts??? Has it gone to selby to??? |
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